Venting

[Jugs]

Thank god you have an area for venting. Oh moderator, I cannot thank you enough, I hope you like to here me bitch about shit cuz your in for a storm. :cool:

HMM, Whatd I have to bitch about today? Well all this god damn snow thats a fallin like puke from the sky. I lost a pair of wranglers beacuse of it too. I was pullin up my god damn paints after takin a shit and I ripped a goddamn hole the size of Texes. Now, to top it all off I ended getting shit of my fuckin hands. As you can imagine, I'm quite a husky fella. After ripping the shit out of my paints I just gave up man. I gave up... I threw my hand in the air and yelled to the lord, FUCK IT ALL! See I don't have any running water what so ever. It wernt easy to walked threw all that fuckin snow just to get to the damn well and brake all the ice so I could actually drink some fuckin water too. GOD DAMNIT, it just got me all bent out of shape. Ya feel me? :cool:

[Balls Capone]

It happens to the best of us man. I hurt my fucking foot and was popping lor tabs like tick tacks all night. I heard a crashing sound and I thought it was the god damn garbage man knocking over my cans again! So I ran outside to give him the what for, but I had forgotten to button up my pants after watching sex in the city re-runs and I tripped and slammed onto my fucking face. I then started throwing up like a fucking fountain while those damn hooligans next door laughed themselvs silly. I was going to go for my rifle but I forgot to get shells when I was at smith and edwards yesterday. Damn brotha, I know the feeling!

[Jugs]

It happens to the best of us man. I hurt my fucking foot and was popping lor tabs like tick tacks all night. I heard a crashing sound and I thought it was the god damn garbage man knocking over my cans again! So I ran outside to give him the what for, but I had forgotten to button up my pants after watching sex in the city re-runs and I tripped and slammed onto my fucking face. I then started throwing up like a fucking fountain while those damn hooligans next door laughed themselvs silly. I was going to go for my rifle but I forgot to get shells when I was at smith and edwards yesterday. Damn brotha, I know the feeling!

I bet them damn hooligans bring your property value down just being there. I caught some little young fucker pissing in my bushes the other day. I done told em twice not to piss on my property. Whad did he do? He comes back with the whole god damn neighborhood full of pesky little rats. I just wanted to whale on his fuckin ass until it turned the blue. His goddamned sons of bitches of parents didn't teach him no better.

It take me whole lot of time just to button up my fuckin overalls too. them damned kids took off by the time I gets to puttin em on.

Kids these days, I tells ya!